CASKET NOVELTIES - The Darkest of Humour.

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Our unique casket novelties are the perfect addition to your living room/office etc., with highest quality design and the darkest of humour.

Bill Clinton has nothing on this cigar box. For the politically corrupt aficionado. Made ...

Price: $299.00 USD

 

Please Drink and Drive...support you're local coffin builder. Why would we wish such a ...

Price: $24.95 USD

 

People have been requesting a coffin to hold a fancy bottle of wine for quite some time. ...

Price: $309.95 USD

 

I look into mine and appreciate life...I'm thankful to be alive and kicking. Whatever ...

Price: $129.95 USD

 
 



CASKET FURNITURE FEATURE:

The Giovanni - Traditional Austrian Casket Kit

The Giovanni - Traditional Austrian Casket Kit

Sale Price: $ 795.00 USD
Reg. Price: 995.00 USD


THE CASKETMAN ON MYSPACE

Get the dirt (no pun intended) from the “CasketMan” - MHP Enterprises Presidente, Mark J. Zeabin. Not your typical funeral industry mogul, Mark will put you six feet under with his unapologetic brand of humour.

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